If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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