i just google imaged poop.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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