haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have already put on my inside pants.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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