tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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