How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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