im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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