Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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