i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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