Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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