so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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