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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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