do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
