We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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