Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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