I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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