He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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