But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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