he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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