Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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