And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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