she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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