yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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