he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
