I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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