Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
