now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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