Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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