We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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