Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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