Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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