Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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