I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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