we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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