When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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