Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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