I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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