I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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