Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Come on in and take your pants off
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