On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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