I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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