You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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