ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
wow bdsm is so cute
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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