Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's just like the Real World with babies
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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