do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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