it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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