Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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