How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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