They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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