my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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