I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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