why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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