My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize