You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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